• on the tumblr: white boys must be stopped. at all costs. no excuses. end them.
  • on the streets: damn...wassup....

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

(Source: lamegrownup, via frondswithbenefits)

infinityonhemmings:

sometimes i worry that 5sos are getting too professional and then i remember that they went to a dog grooming salon in superhero costumes to get a plastic dog named ketchup professionally groomed

(via frondswithbenefits)

donatalum:

classi—cal:

but imagine going school supply shopping at target and seEING THEM HANDING OUT ALBUMS TO EVERYONE AND THEY COME UP TO YOU AND THEY’RE LIKE “HEY WANT ONE?” AND YOU’RE THINKING TO YOURSELF, ‘WELL I’VE ALREADY PRE-ORDERED, LEAKED, AND ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED EVERYTHING BUT I’LL KEEP PLAYING ALONG IF YOU ARE’

(via paintashtonwings)

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

(via damittromney)

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